Heard on Car Talk:
Where do you go to get parts for a Fiat?
-Follow around another Fiat.
How do you get a Fiat to go 60 mph?
-Push it off a cliff.
Did you hear about the the anti-theft measures on the new Fiat?
-Yeah, they made the logo bigger.
What's the difference between a Fiat and a Jehova's Witness?
-You can close the door on Jehova's Witness.
I went to the dealer and said, "I'd like a new gas cap for my Fiat."
-He said, "Okay, sounds like a fair trade."
What do you call a Fiat on top of a hill?
What do you call two Fiats on top of a hill?
What do you call three Fiats on top of a hill?
-A strange place to build a Fiat factory.
Take that you fascists!